Readers Wives

Now's the time for us to peruse the mail to find some choicest morsels to share with you all.

For example, John, writing from Birmingham (I think), who we were kind to, in reference to my comments about Mike in Issue 1 had this erudite observation:

Did you know that in your song Mike if you replace the word "Mike" with the word "neurotransmitter" it makes no sense at all, and lacks rhythmical merit? It's painful I know, but someone had to tell you

We say: Well, that's funny, John. Because in a way, we did know, which is how come the song was called Mike and not Neurotransmitter, but thanks for the thought anyway Yes, and where's that money you promised us?

Also, recently, we got an application from the lovely Jo Wright from Norwich (of all places), who, when asked if she had anything else to add, said:

Why did you choose the names RUTH and ALAN? That's my Mummy and Daddy

We say: You probably aren't aware of this, Jo, but the truth is that your Mum and Dad are actually named after us and our Fan Club. Weird, isn't it?

Parents are funny, aren't they? I mean, just look what they called you. They could've called you any one of millions of perfectly good names, and they chose Jo. Why is this? Could you find out?

We were delighted to rip open our mailbag the other month, and find this letter from Royal Mail, from ... well from everywhere, I suppose. Anyway, they had this to say:

I am pleased to inform you that PO Box No.152D has been allocated For your use. It's previous users weren't very careful and dropped it one day so it got a bit bent, so now the lid doesn't fasten all that well. But it does well enough. There's not much room in there, but there's a hot water pipe which runs right through, so you won't get cold at night

We'd also like to thank Jo McConnell from Liphook who warmed our hearts with her stirring, humorous, yet touching and honest letter, which read simply thus:

I enclose a cheque for £4.50 payable to Gravel Monsters for a copy of RUTHSongs'

Thanks, Jo (another Jo! What's going on??). Now that's the kind of letter we could do with more of.

I'm afraid that's about all for now - more to show and tell next time, so keep sending us stuff (it's really nice to get it. And I mean that). And who knows? The star of next time's issue could be YOU!!

Oh - just got time to mention that ALAN members' most popular favourite colour so far IIIIIIIIIS:
Black
What kind of people are you?

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