Salut! Je m'appelle Anton Dec, your new author for ALAN. I am here to say all about the news to you which occurred since the last edition. As you can be able to see, English is not my first language, but I found a program very useful for my computer which translates for me.

Thus! The last that we heard, RUTH had made the diagrams* with "I does not know" and was about to re-releasing "The Fear of the Flight". I am sure that you all know all about what you must do in order to have a "hit record" after all you read inside ALAN. Well, none of these things occurred for "The Fear of the Flight", and it even came out one week after we said to you because of a "manufacturing defect". Sorry on this subject, and the RUTH thank you if you detected and obtained it. It attained a low position**.

RUTH were occupied heating*** the Roadshows by Radio One (as you will see it in the piece of Ian Jameson), thus they did not give too much brain****. And when they put it on GLARE*****9, they made laughter.

Then each one wanted to release a new song and also "Harrison" finally, but they could not decide with which track to go. "Look at all our new exciting songs" cried RUTH "why isn't it that us use them? ". And thus, for the interest, RUTH went to record a new track called "Where is that one" with their friend Tony Perretta and thus each one thought that they would release it in September.

But, RUTH being RUTH, the video and the things were not ready before October, by then the ARC were suggesting them waited after Christmas (when the industry of music becomes insane!) and thus they did. They made the video in a large green office in east London which proved to be where some All Saints made their video, but because their friend Edgar was occupied making the exposures****** of Alexi Sayle and Bill Bailey they used some men called JP3. They all carried funny clothing to resemble a special group.

And then everyone had great long holidays and Ben made the website very large and orange. And Artist Record Company made the record of Maureen Rees. Felicitations!