Where is this place? What am I doing here? Have I lost my mind?
Some songs
I have written some songs. Wanna hear?
Low Low Value!
All about my brilliant album
Value Music
The ALAN Archive
An archive of the celebrated RUTH-oriented publication featuring a great deal of youthful enthusiasm
RUTH album diary
The making of the aborted second RUTH album
45s on tour
On the road with the 45s Autumn 2001
Discography
Records I've known in the biblical sense, some of which are for sale
Remarkable records for sale